i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
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i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
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DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’
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